on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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