Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your penis caused this!
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