Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My vagina is officially offended.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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