I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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