My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Alive.
So much puke
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
