GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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