Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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go home
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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