i think my tv is drunk
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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