i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
did i just pee glitter
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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