what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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