So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize