so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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