Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Randomize
