How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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