How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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