oh plz 12:43. you know you fart. its a part of life. so quit tryin to pretend your sh..it don't stink. next thing ya know you're gonna be sayin your poo smells like roses and daiseys. ppl fart... including you. get over it.
I'm sick of holding it in! My bf walks around all day farting. Man, I cant wait until the one day I let one rip in front of him. I've been holding them in for 5 years.
oh plz ppl its just a fart. its not the end of the world lol my hubby and i had been together for 2months b4 we started farting in front of each other. we've been together for 7yrs. married for 6yrs. gas happens lol laugh and get over it
You know, some (not a lot) but there are guys out there known to get turned on when a girl farts. And not all of them are creepers either like you'd expect. My ex-bf who was fucking sexy as hell (my friend says he looks like a cross between Heath Ledger and Robert Pattinson) practically creamed his jeans whenever I let one go around him hehe. I always sort of used that to my advantage when I wanted something ;)
Both my girlfriend and my ex-wife did this to me. I just ignore it nowadays because they'd fall asleep first. It's most difficult when you're spooning and that blast of warm air hits your pelvis and I fluff the covers to dissipate matters.
holy fuck what is wrong with you peopleee!! it's a fart not the huge meteor that crashes and ends life on earth.. not that big a deal we ALL fart, everyday..
Ok, I get that it's a normal bodily function, but seriously, I'd still prefer if we left all the flatulence to times when we're not around each other, like work. This is the biggest downside to an entire weekend together 24/7...especially if you know they can still hear you if you go to the bathroom!
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