its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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