farters have to be the big spoon...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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