Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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