butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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