You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
