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  I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.

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  Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.

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• in other words you're kind of a dick.

  Submitted by TheRedderBaron on Jun 2, 12 at 3:41pm

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• They don't realize their mistake until he shoots his web all over their face.

  Submitted by grenadewizard on Jun 2, 12 at 4:55pm

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• You reminds me of an old associate that I stopped calling a friend. The end of the road for him was two rounds in the head and two in the chest after he started sleeping with country club trophy wives. Cops found a kitchen knife in the hand of dead body and no arrest was made one grounds of self defense.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 3, 12 at 12:09am

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  • Pack heat if you ever put your self in that situation

    Submitted by RicoGood on Jun 3, 12 at 1:15am

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• Haha!!!...I love it!!..chicks love out of the ordinary... Ordinary puts you in the friend zone

  Submitted by giggitygoooo on Jun 2, 12 at 4:16pm

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• Sounds JUST LIKE me!! You'd be surprised what having a silver tongue can get u

  Submitted by Perversion on Jun 2, 12 at 5:51pm

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• D.E.N.N.I.S

  Submitted by sensi22 on Jun 3, 12 at 11:53am

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• Hmm. I know a few 607's who fit that fit that description.

  Submitted by Alyssaaa123 on Jun 3, 12 at 8:10am

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