hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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