I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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