I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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