I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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