Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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