I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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