Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you never un-have a 4some
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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