She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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