I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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