The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
