Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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