Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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