Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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