Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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