whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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