went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have fence marks all over my body
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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