im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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