Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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