Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I believe in your delicious
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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