How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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