I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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