Reggie can tackle my bush.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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