Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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