i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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