And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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