Apparently you make a good broom.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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