Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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