Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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