Please, let me fuck your mom
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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