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  • Then you should be thanking your drunk self for trying to help prevent you from being a hipster douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:33am
  • hmm...i've never heard an actual hipster refer to themselves as a hipster...WANNABE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:03pm
  • The rest of us hate your hipster self, too. Sounds like the drunk self is the reasonable one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54am
  • deep down even they hate themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:23am
  • I hope a hipster gets this as a t-shirt and wears it. While wearing wayfarers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:41am
  • it's okay i hate your hipster self, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:08pm
  • has to be UNC, we have a lot of sorostitutes and homosexuals that plague our campus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:04pm
  • reasons i love my school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54am
  • OP here, haha finally one of my texts made it though. this made my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:54am
  • and...if it was a hipster they would be coked up and not drunk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Who said anything about hippies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51am
  • What one deserves for owning any other color Of wayfarer besides black or brown. Your drunk self should melt your hipster self next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • A wayfarer is a type of sunglasses most popularly by Ray ban see also: Risky Business sunglasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:56am
  • Wayfarers are only acceptable in black or tortoise otherwise they're wrong. What happened is for the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:46am
  • Every time you eat a steak a hippies hackey sack falls in the sewer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:43am
  • Lol this is funny I actually have a couple of pairs. Just having sunglasses doesn't make you a hipster. Being a douche makes you a hipster. PS - I love steak. PPS- I'm a girl. :P But OP if you're saying you're a hipster... next time have your drunk self punch you in the face, they've got the right idea so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:03pm
  • thank, you, 9:54, for voicing it for all of us so that I didn't have to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:33am
  • Your drunk self may hate your hipster self, but it loves the rest of us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:13am
  • They do say alcohol reveals one's true self. Clearly you need to be drunk all the time to suppress the idiocy of your hipster self.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:02am
  • Thank you 956, i wasnt sure wtf a wayfarer was... thought maybe they were a type of undergarment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:22pm
  • wayfareres aren't hipster, they're scene. which is no better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Has to be Elon. I hope you also melted the sunglass strap attached to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Everyone hates your hipster self.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:22am
  • Shut the fuck up, you can be a hipster and call yourself a hipster, it doesn't make you a "wannabe". It generally just means you're cocky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53am
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