Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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