this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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