i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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