If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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