so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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