also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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